Port Allen, LA
the armpit of louisiana. all high schoolers think they are country/redneck. blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. at night. just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.
“wanna go to port allen, la?”
-“f-ck, no.”
Read Also:
- Portland Standoff
when someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious. hipster #1: “dude, i had three portland standoffs on my ride back from hawthorne!” hipster #2: “man, that’s so awkward.”
- Poseidons Revenge
when someone is kneeling down giving a guy a bl-w j-b in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his -ss off. (guy) dude, i totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night. […]
- prankticipation
antic-p-ting a prank so hard, you are forced to completely change everything about yourself including your personality, surroundings, and trusted friends. dan wheeler knew his officemates were going to get him back for being a d-ck every day, the pranktic-p-tion was killing him.
- prata
commonly used to refer to “roti-prata”, a delicious indian snack that is eaten with curry. a flat, pan fried snack that many devour for breakfast or late supper. made with elaborate hand movements much like pizza dough is, but resembling crepe. can be made with eggs, ice-cream, or other creative combinations. the plain variety is […]
- Shegging
(britishism) shiny leggings; typically worn by young girls or women trying to look like young girls. shauna was delighted to find a new pair of sheggings among her birthday gifts. the process of firing projectile eggs from your -sshole. amateurs should use hardboiled eggs, working up to soft boiled, and eventually straight from the carton! […]