Port Pirie
the lead capital of australia, has alot of meth addicts and wiggers in it. but also has a top skatepark.
hey man where you from, port pirie son.
located in south australia pirie is a thriving community which leads the way in culture and arts. browse its many drinking establishments to be witness to carefree nature of the average pirie citizien as he or she takes their freedom of speech to isolate and defame his or her fellow australian
a place where your car and skin colour determines your outcome in life
a where men and woman can have multiple partners at any given time
a place where h-m-s-xaulity is only acceptable if you are female
a place where a grade 10 education will get you everywhere
a place where sace certificates get you out
a place where chinese people are considered martial arts artists
anyone from another country is considered exotic and in need of learning the “ozzie way”
racism in pirie is unacceptable (when directed at non minority groups people (anglo australians 90% majority)
city of opportunity, to be racist, redneck, socially backward, ignorant, a bogan, and depressed
also note pirie is multicultural in how it goes about judging its own citizens and will make sure that people from cl-ss difference will also be notably har-ssed and subjected to backward thinking remarks
colorful port pirie language includes
abbo-anyone you dont like
boong-anyone you dont like
wigga-anyone you dont like
gook-anyone you dont like
wog-anyone you dont like
sentence example: “oh yeah i got lunch at the gook shop then driving over in my statesman to get boong drunk with the boys”
(notice the lack of originality, see year 10 education)
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