port royal club
a bougie beach club in naples florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with djs from lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in america, like a more understated version of palm beach.
“what’s with all the security at the port royal club today?”
“oh, the governor is having breakfast there.”
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