Portable Bitch


an antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite’s world.

someone who doesn’t want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

a person who hates socialite habits but doesn’t discriminate.

someone who is hateful of social climbers
lindsay lohan’s character in the movie ‘mean girls’ resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite’s world. she must be a good old portable b-tch.

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