portable douche kit
one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
mr dude: f-ck, here comes nelson. i can’t stand that idiot.
uncle dude: dude is a portable douche kit.
mr dude: thats refreshing.
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