portable facebook machine
a laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. all it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
a person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a ‘portable facebook machine’
often times, people who are facebook wh-r-s sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
shyam: my what?
chris: your laptop!
shyam: whatever queer
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