portal


simply just a hole from one point to the next, or one of the best games ever
exampel one
dude one, get to the portal
exampel two, kid- want portal for me berthday
funniest game ever!

made by valve as a part of the orange box.
the cake is a lie!

i miss my weighted companion cube.

i made a portal over me, and under me, and now i’m stuck.
the name of the best 3d puzzle game ever made. included in half life: the orange box for xbox 360, portal has the gamer solve puzzles by using a ‘portal gun’ to shoot two portals at the environment: one for an entrance, and the other for an exit, and vice versa. all the while, an computer voice guides the user through each stage, with more ominous comments at each stage.
guy 1: dude, lets get on halo 3.
guy 2: h-ll no. i’m playing through portal again.
a tear in the sp-ce-time continuum that allows immediate transportation from one area to another. some portals allow time travel as well. some individuals are known to have the power to, in fact, create portals using mind powers.
quick, we must get back to the time portal! it is closing!

i will get to the delicious cake behind the wall using a portal, and then laz0rz to kill the hungry polar bear.
used as a single encomp-ssing sentence/exclamation, to describe a site/object of historic, architectural or artist value, also used as a description as an activity, or reason.

this word started as a description from the game ‘ingress’ and has now evolved to mean pretty much anything to do with the game, including reasons to play, taking long detours, higher than average phone bills, late for social events,

it can even describe the effect done by people that submit lots of new portals, or the effect of an area after lots have been approved, often putting the fear of god in players afraid to open their scanners…..
“the fear of being portaled”
examples include…
“why were you so late getting milk?”
“portal…”
“what are you doing up so late on your phone?”
“portal…”
“why are we driving this way…”
“portal…”
“dude.. your late!”
“portal….”
“you have been portaled!”

“what?!? -opens scanner- oh holy h-ll….”
variation of tool. a receptacle for cr-p.
“sheesh, jarid’s such a portal.”

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