Porter Bypass
an inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route
origin: driving through atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from gainesville, fl to athens, ga
where have you been? it’s the 4th inning…did you take the porter byp-ss?
i’ve got a lot of time to kill, so i’m going to take the porter byp-ss.
i think we can beat them, it looks like they’re taking the porter byp-ss.
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