Porter Effect
a natural phenomenon where if one parent is ugly, all the children will be beautiful. occurs in about 1 in 1,000 cases.
some models are results of the porter effect.
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chugging beer in a porta-potty. this is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother’s soccer game. bro 1: “d-mn bro, there are people everywhere. how are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?” bro 2: “fear not bro, we can just porto slam […]
- porterdude
adj: describing one who is cool and who likes porter style ales. also one who is in tune with his dorkness that porterdude is one cool cat!
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the act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it. the preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the gr-ss got to high.
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- premature emasculation
this occurs in a heteros-xual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. it is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred. symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months […]