Portion Distortion
the act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.
guy 1: holy sh-t, how large is that lasagna you’re eating? that’s enough for at least two people!
guy 2: so what?
guy 1: it’s portion distortion!
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