Portland Alarm Clock
being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a s-xual act on you.
when your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral s-x
bill “how was your weekend?”
charlie “great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. plus, my wife woke me up with a portland alarm clock sat-rday and sunday.
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