Portland Hi Five


when someone from that sh-t hole of a hipster berg physically grabs your hand and makes you give them a hi five. because you absolutely wouldn’t do it if you were not forced to.

can also be retaliation/solid transition from when another person does a “face!” and shoves their hand in your face after an insult.
“hey girl, whats the matter?”

“he just gave me a portland hi five! f-ck portland!”

“-sshole.”

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