Portland Kiss
when a woman places her v-g-n- on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral s-x.
guy 1: dude i had a crazy night at a stripper club…she totally gave me a portland kiss.
guy 2: eww gross
guy 1: ya i have an appointment to get checked out for all std’s…fingers crossed.
guy 2: my prayers are with you man.
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