Portland, maine
the best motherf-cking city in the world. where you can live, eat, play, and f-ck, within a 5 mile radius. portland maine is the og portland. the munjoy hill district is possibly the best place to hang out. evar. oregon stole portland from us, because they couldn’t come up with their own f-cking name. those ore-f-gs.
dude, portland, maine is the sh-t. like, fo realz.
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portland is a city. an average sized city by many state standards, but the largest city in maine. it has a diverse population, unlike the many towns surrounding it. if you want to go “out” in southern maine, you make the trip to the old port. the architecture and museums are school field trip destinations. the city has many look-out points along casco bay.
where are we going tonight? portland, maine.
the biggest city in maine, an artsy hipster town with a large h-m-s-xual and homeless population, and by far the largest concentration of attractive females in new england, thanks to the maine college of arts.
yo man i never wanna leave portland, maine.
the biggest city in maine
kind of a sketchy place at night
where most of the somalies and ethopian immigrants in maine are located
‘portland, maine’ dude i was drivin through p-town at night and saw a homeless guy p-ssin on a building, it was wicked gross.
metropolis of maine, envy of boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide
p-ssport required for entry unless you’re a catholic charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 english words, welfare and lawyer)
large glbtgq liberal population, larger redneck hick 4×4 population that resents the 1st group.
only true blue occupy group, as in wall st, (in portland aka lincoln park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the mississippi.
city council form of government with city manager & mayor so portlanders get double raped on taxation.
city full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. portland has more restaurants per capita than any american city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in america.
meet truly dynamic women (fat chicks whom even lesbians won’t date) who don’t shave or bathe, wear tats on their tw-ts and pins in their shins.
come for the day, but leave before dark.
portland, maine
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