Portland Piledriver
this is a s-xual act that begins by positioning a chick with has her -ss straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. she can be held in position by a couch or small table. a more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her -ss in the right position.
a dude then stands over the chick, spits on her p-ssy, aims his c-ck straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her c-nt. then the c-ck is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.
i gave her the portland piledriver on the first date and the b-tch did not bat an eye. what a ho.
when a man sh-ts on a woman’s bare naked chest, rubs it around with his -ss, wipes his d-ck in it, slaps the woman in the face with it, then makes her suck his d-ck
portland piledriver
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