Portland puddin dip
when you dip your p-n-s into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut cl-sters, and dip it into your womans -n-s, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.
i was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut cl-sters.
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