Portland Straightjacket
during s-x from behind, the male grabs the girl’s wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. vigorous s-x ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a portland straightjacket
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