portnoy’s complaint

a book created by phillip roth. one would say it is about a jewish kid losing his religion, until they notice the first 200 pages say “c-nt” “p-ssy” “wad” “dong” “dork” “d-ck” “putz” or “f-ck” at least twice a page. after that you could say it is about a jewish kid losing his s-x drive towards those whom he should stereotypically find atractive, jewish girls, due to the actions of his parents.
“hi”–softly, and with a little surprise, as though i might have met her somewhere before…

“to buy you a drink,” i said.

“a real swinger,” she said, sneering.

sneering! two seconds–and two insults! to the -ssistant commissioner of human opportunity for this whole city! “to eat your p-ssy, baby, how’s that?” my g-d! she’s going to call a cop! who’ll turn me in to the mayor!

“that’s better,” she replied.

and so a cab pulled up, and we went to her apartment where she took off her clothes and said, “go ahead.”

coolest f-cking book ever.
a disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme s-xual longings, often of a perverse nature…
portnoy’s complaint. best. book. ever.