Porto Slam
chugging beer in a porta-potty.
this is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother’s soccer game.
bro 1: “d-mn bro, there are people everywhere. how are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?”
bro 2: “fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case.”
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