Portraitor
self image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. the photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.
“i have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. the thing is i am too ashamed to admit this openly but i am a portraitor.”
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