portsmouth

portsmouth is a tip that smells of fat drunk hobos. there football team is in the lowest league division in the uk and won’t ever come up to compete with their superior rivals southampton. a main factor of this is because they spend money they don’t have. also all their fans talk about is history as they have no present or future.
portsmouth is an absolute sh-thole
city located in the south eastern virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in hampton and has taken root in portsmouth.
portsmouth city motto boasts,
“at least we dont live in hampton.”

portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.
lucy: where have you been, i haven’t seen you in a week.
pete: i moved to portsmouth last week.
lucy: thats good, at least you dont live in hampton.
pete: yeah, f-ck hampton.
the biggest sh-thole in the uk. full of skate (see definition) and the place smells of nats p-ss and fish (grimbsy pales into comparison compared to portsh-thole).

relative pawpers in terms of a football team compared to their superior counter parts along the coast. common sense though will soon prevail and the team of foreign refugee’s will be relegated back down where they belong.
sh-thole, smells of nat p-ss
a town on the new hampshire coast. portsmouth has a large population of hippies and hipsters. there isn’t a lot to do in the town, especially in the winter, so many adults go to one of the many local coffee shops or the music hall theatre. the kids usually either play sports, become alcoholics/potheads, or both. most people in portsmouth are rich or middle cl-ss, the exceptions populate the housing projects, such as gosling meadows. the high school consists of students from three different towns, greenland, rye, and portsmouth. nothing happens in greenland, people from there do say n-gg-r a lot though. everyone from rye is rich as f-ck and believes that there a gangsta, when really there a spoiled white kid who has never been in a fight in there life. most kids in the school are from portsmouth and consist of skaters, jocks, lax bro’s, stoners, and kids who no one knows. everyone acts tough but the people who can actually do sh-t can be counted on one finger. in general, there are a lot of jocks, skaters, and stoners, and not much else. also liam annis is hated by pretty much everyone in the school.
steve: wow, i’m so bored.
james: wanna drink until we p-ss out?
steve: let’s do it.
james: i love portsmouth.
full of pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, don’t! the smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they’re all little skates who think they have a good football team, well i have six words ‘harry and jim, red and white’ you stupid skate b-st-rds. you think that your town, (not city like southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy f-cks know the best thing abbout your ‘town’ is the m27 out of it.
impression of a skate: ‘hmm my caravan smells of fish, i know lets attack the police’. tards.
a korean hoe named port who had a russian p-n-s and a j-panese p-n-s in its mouth. she spit out the russian p-n-s, and continued sucking the j-panese’s because it had predominant powers.
“that hoe is such a portsmouth!”
two words: sh-te hole!
man 1:whats all the brown stuff in portsmouth?
man 2: sh-te
a small townish city along the south coast of the uk. major thingy, harbour or whatever you want to call it. home of the spinnaker tower, which i would definitely recommend. just a good place to be, good shops!! :):)

and one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! play up pompey!!!!! 🙂
shall we got to portsmouth to see the best ever footie team at fratton park?

yeah, sure mate!