PORTUGUESE COD FISH EXTRAVAGANZA
a woman puts herself in “canis familiaris” position. a man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the -ss turns very red and warm. after, intruduces the cod fish on her -sshole and let the sp-nk get inside. the man f-cks her in the p-ssy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her -ss dripping the c-m. when done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.
” – i dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! – give her an portuguese cod fish extravaganza! she will be thrilled!”
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