portuguese crab cakes
it’s when a portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have s-x anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. afterwards they scr-pe off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
we were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make portuguese crab cakes. sarah can really cook.
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