portuguese douchebag
when a 49 year old woman needs to have her hearing checked.
mom: your father called me a portuguese douchebag at dinner the other night! i’m not even portuguese!
dad: we all know your mother is crazy! i whispered something sweet in her ear and she thinks i called her a portuguese douchebag!
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