Portuguese Escalator


s-x act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase’s handrails, stomach up. the man positions himself at a step level with the p-ssy. from there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
“hey, i heard makenzie tried the portuguese escalator last night.”

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