portuguese meat pie
a term that describes the s-xual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their r-ct-m. a second person holds their head under the first person’s -n-l opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the b-tt-crack. the “meal” is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional “concertina” used in portuguese folk music.
“the journey of a thousand miles begins with a portuguese meat pie.” – sun tzu
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