Portuguese Monkey Slap
originating on portugals southern most beaches, the portuguese monkey slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. the portuguese monkey slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, h-llucinations and or death.
the portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by h-llucinations and innevitably death, thus the portuguese monkey slap was born.
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