Portuguese Monkey Wrench
when a woman gives a man a bl-wj-b, and before the man -j-c-l-t-s, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to -j-c-l-t-.
i was hoping for a good time with that prost-tute, but she ended up giving me a portuguese monkey wrench.
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