Portuguese Tornado
the portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the l-b– to become rather arroused. the reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.
jessica was nearly sent into a coma while tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert jessica.
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