Porty


partying is for f-gs and portying is for brothers. portying=slaying hos and silver soda to the max.
i was drinkin this budweiser and portyin with this girl
a porty is someone that struggles to finish a meal and needs to ask for a doggy-bag so they can finish their meal another time.
i can’t believe you cannot finish your dinner, you’re a right porty!

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