poseido


a term used to describe an ugly gay male, originally at the beach, but now anywhere, and is used by gay males. it originates from the term poseidon, one of the g-d’s from greek mythology. a person can only be a poseido if they are sweaty or greasy, but being both is acceptable.

it can also be a verb used by men who hook up with a poseido. either you’ve been poseidoed, poseido’d, pozeido’ed, etc. if you believe yourself to be greasy you can be a poseido as well.
daintey: “haha you’ve been poseido’d!”
locien: “shut up dude, i was drunk!”
wyrmy: “i’m totally a poseido, but i hooked up with locien.”

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