poseidon surfing
when you’re sitting on a small toilet and you start to p-ss, the p-ss sprays back on you. only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
“the hotel in romania had such a f-cking small toilet bowl, p-ssing was like poseidon surfing.
“any time i take a sh-t, poseidon always decides to go surfing!”
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