poser rocker
someone who doesn’t know the difference between alternative rock, cl-ssic rock, heavy metal, death metal, pop punk, nu metal and possibly even indie. however, this poser will buy a guitar and take up lessons, in a way that will make you cringe seen as 90% of guys have alrealdy jumped on this bandwagon already. they act like they’re really ‘kwl’ and go around proclaiming how good ‘rock’ is and telling everyone to listen to some ‘decent’ music, when they dont even know what theyre talking about. their music taste will probably change in a year anyway!!
poser rocker michael: arrr what you listening to bob dylan for, listen to some proper rock lololol how about disturbed, they’re awesome dude!!! or sum41, rock on man!!!
me: arrrrrghhhhhh p. off you poser rocker, do you realise you cliche you are?!?!
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