Poser Speak
used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.
you take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.
typical examples of poser speak:
“maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser”
“dion ruined black slabbath”
” i’m pretty sure tom araya era metallica was the best, their best alb-m was holy diver # grind core #not thrash ”
“paranoid was opeth’s best alb-m # thrash for lyfe”
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