Poser Stoner
a bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. they generally try to p-ss off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy sh-t talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to p-ss off as.
look at lindsey! back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? poser stoner.
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