position impossible
whilst a female and a male are having s-x (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his b-tt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males -n-s then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
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