Posnering
1. the act of producing a piece of music – particularly a vocal rap – of which upon listening, innocent civilians have no choice but to commit suicide.
2. when a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in new york, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by mike posner.
teen 1: ‘hey man, have you heard this posnering new song? it’s a total posner!’
teen 2: ‘oh jesus, that is the worst thing i have ever heard. i just puked blood. i’m going to go and slit my throat.’
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