possexabilities
1. a word originating in a lesbian poem that uses cooking pancakes (maybe they were crepes) as a metaphor for s-x; used to describe the total sum of all possible s-xy things speaker (batter) and subject (hot skillet) can do to each other in their crazy kitchen-s-x adventures.
claire: ” poss-xabilities? ” i’m supposed to take this poem seriously?
melissa: whatever, my cousin’s writing is awesome so screw you! and now our friendship is becoming more distant because you didn’t think my cousin’s poem was as poignant and breathtaking as i did–in fact, you gave your opinion truthfully, but that doesn’t matter! i have completely lost respect for your ability to critique writing!
claire: ho-kay!!!
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