Possume


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#1 dude, simon just pulled a rabbit out of his -ss!
#2 what!? that’s awesome!
#1 no, it’s possume!
(v.) a portmanteau of “postulate” and “-ssume.” derived from a misinterpretation of “possumming,” to act like a possum.
i possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.
something post-requiem
that
-ssumes
a role
in society.
wait, what? what do you mean possume?

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