post-bitch snack
an easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much s-x that they will die if they don’t replenish the carbs immediately.
person 1: “hey man, why are you eating like that? you have food all over your face!”
person 2: “chill out dude, my date just left so i’m having my post-b-tch snack.”
person 1: “i completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!”
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