post-christian
a person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the g-d of christianity. basically, a person who wants to be a “good person” without all of the cr-p and melodrama usually -ssociated with religion.
person 1: hey dude. are you an agnostic or something? i see you’re not into the church thing anymore.
person 2: i’m a little wiser now. i’m a post-christian.
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