post-defecation euphoria
the unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
the cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. i’m guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. can’t blame the guy.
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