Post-Dick Depression
when, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.
maybe we should see if tim wants to go to the beach?
nah, he hooked up with albert last night so he’s probably down with a little post-d-ck depression…or is back in the hospital.
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