post office drunk
adjective: a term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
john: dude, i’m f-cking drunk.
eric: dude, are you post office drunk?
john: you know man, i think i am. do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
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