Post-Op Jew


a jew, who through surgery, careful voice training, and not wearing a star of david or a yarmukle attempts to p-ss of as one of their superiors.

the most common surgery is a nose job, given to girls on their 16th birthday so they can nab non-jewish men. after all, who wants to marry a jewish man?
“that b-tch creeping up on me had a small nose, but from the way she kept trying to steal my wallet, i could tell she was a post-op jew

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