Post-page hard-on (PPH)
a condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard b-n-r and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
nurse: h-llo, did you get my page about patient smith’s fluid order?
doctor: yeah i’m c-mming, i’m dealing with a pph right now…
nurse: pph? post-partum hemorrhage?
doctor: uhhh. yeah.
post-page hard-on (pph)
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