Post-pooned
post-pooned: ppp (past p-ssive participle) from the trans. verb “post-poon,” meaning to deny someone access to a woman’s poon, i.e. v-g-n-.
the female version of “c-ckblocked.”
my friend gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at home depot. but when she tried to get her number, gloria’s hot friend kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
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