post post journalism
(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort
wolf blitzer: omg! look at that plane’s f-cked up front wheel! how will they ever land it?
other talking head: i don’t know. let’s watch it all later.
wolf blitzer: now this just in…
later in situation room:
wolf blitzer: we now have a cnn exclusive interview with a cnn correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the f-cked up front wheel. let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …so, there we were. we watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. and we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. omfg! this is definitely a case of post post journalism.
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