Post-Potter Psychosis
the act of going on any sort of spree (vandalism, killing, s-xual, screaming) after realising that you have just read the 7th and last harry potter book, and there will be no more.
did you hear about the m-ssacre in that school down in yorkshire? she killed 206 people with a broomstick with razorwire for bristles. aparently, it was post-potter psychosis. i blame manhunt 2, but nevermind.
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