Post Traumatic Dick Disorder
also know as ptdd. a condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of m-ssive d-ck taking or psychological shock from female blue b-lls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the m-ssive d-ck wrecking/ blue b-lls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
” i heard the p-ssy mangler wrecked you last night.” “yeah, i can’t even focus on my paper. i think i have post traumatic d-ck disorder”
or
“girl, did you get that good d-ck last night?” “he put in the tip then p-ssed out, gave me mad female blue b-lls. now i have ptdd and i’m fiending his d-ck.”
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